Hi one and all. My usual internet handle is 'Don Smegma' but that changes to 'Doc' so readily in this context. I'm 24 for a little bit longer, and British by extraction, though my current location is and will be Taiwan for another year at least.
I hope I don't make myself into a bit of a pariah by saying that I can't code. Not even a little bit. I've already cried bitter tears over the fact that I spent a good few hours making a hospital in the map editor, and despite reading some well-meaning forum instructions, have no idea how to successfully load, edit or make a .level file.
To me, a Lua is a misspelled Hawaiian party.
I hope I can make myself useful in other ways. I have been a fan of Theme hospital since my pre-teens, and I think I'm British enough to get under the skin of the game's humour. I would love the opportunity to write anything that may need it within the expanded game: expanded diseases, tooltips, level descriptions, dialogues etc.
I am also quite comfortable with the cosmetic side of the level editor, if not the wordy, symbolly bit.